Well, one area of my audience that I can certainly tell is growing is the online scam/automated spam/uncool type of robot demographic. I am daily getting my “to be approved” comment inbox jammed full of all manner of nonsense, some of which I delete outright, others I have decided to discuss here with you today. Here’s one message, left my our good friend NBA Jerseys Wholesale:

“This may be certainly funnily open-handed along with people just like you to give freely precisely what some individuals could possess offered being an e-book for making some money for on their own, certainly considering you could have attempted it in the event you considered required.”

So…. They wanna get me with some kind of E Book scam or something? What language could this have been before Google Translate mangled it into the painful mess it is today? Here’s another, this time from Cheap Jersey Wholesale (Another loyal reader, I’m sure):

““I think it’s just, player safety is the league’s concern,” said Suh. “You’ve got to only respect it and that’s one of the reasons I spoke to Sullivan as we walked into the halftime, and he understood where I was coming from. No hard feelings and same thing if he cut me so forth, so on, no hard feelings and go from there.””

Huh?!????!!?

I also get like, eighty of these a day that are just paragraph after paragraph of Asian writing. Who knows what kind of sales I’m missing out on, what with my total ignorance of any and all Asian languages.