6 thoughts on “FANTASTIC CRAP COMICS, ISSUE 5, PAGE 2!

    • He lacks the gumption. And the pulse. Cardio must be weird when your heart no longer beats… Not sure how that works.

    • His meals are too lazy to run, and he for sure couldn’t catch them if they did! He’d wind up with the slowest one, which, Coincidently, would also be the fattest one. See how this problem just perpetuates itself? He’s doomed.

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