{"id":1066,"date":"2014-06-25T18:58:34","date_gmt":"2014-06-25T18:58:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.fantasticcrapcomics.com\/?p=1066"},"modified":"2015-02-19T05:35:22","modified_gmt":"2015-02-19T05:35:22","slug":"movie-review-antfarm-dickhole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.fantasticcrapcomics.com\/?p=1066","title":{"rendered":"Antfarm Dickhole"},"content":{"rendered":"

Antfarm Dickhole<\/a> ~ 2011, Bill Zebub, United States<\/p>\n

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The worst thing a psychotronic film can do is to be is boring. Anything else is forgivable, even encouraged. It’s almost unthinkable that a movie about a man with a colony of killer fire-ants that live inside of his genitals could manage to suck in a way that isn’t even fun to watch, but that’s what we have with Bill Zebub’s shockingly lackluster Antfarm Dickhole<\/em>. Even the title sounds like this thing has just gotta be an automatic home-run, but buyer beware, this movie is not the classic it should have been. The gravity of this missed opportunity should not be lost on you.
\nThe first sin of Antfarm Dickhole<\/em> is that it knows it’s ridiculous. Uh oh. Insanity always works better when it’s sincere. Not only that, Antfarm Dickhole<\/em> isn’t even a horror film, it’s a comedy. This is no minor flaw, it’s a mortal wound that leaves this movie dead before it even begins, because Antfarm Dickhole<\/em> is not funny. At all. The only way something like this was ever going to be funny was inadvertently.
\nIt is, however, shockingly self indulgent. Writer\/Director Bill Zebub also acts in the movie, playing a neurotic\/intellectual type who spends a good portion of the film jabbering on incessantly and basking in what Zebub must think is romantic tension with his blatantly too attractive female co-star. He comes across like a high school drop out version of Woody Allen that probably listens to a lot of Pantera and most likely doesn’t smell very good.
\nEven if you can get past all that, the film just flat out doesn’t deliver like it should. It falls short over and over in ways that should have been a no-brainer, and against all logic, it somehow just isn’t crazy enough. Antfarm Dickhole<\/em> feels like an eternity with people you don’t want to hang out with harping on a joke that isn’t funny. It’s like the universe handed Bill Zebub a glorious, shining opportunity to soar, but he forgot it at the bus stop and doesn’t know where it went, so here’s this piece of crap instead. Tragic.<\/p>\n

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